Vintage Mustang Forums banner

1 - 8 of 8 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
7,671 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
Thou shalt not store thy car out-of-doors, except for thy wife's modern iron.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's car, nor his garage, nor his battery charger.
Thou shalt not love thy cars more than thy spouse and children; as much, but not more.
Thou shalt not read thy MUSTANG MONTHLY on company time lest thy employer make it impossible to continue thy car payments.
Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor's Edsel; nor his DeSoto; nor even his 1947 Plymouth.
Thou shalt not allow thy daughters or thy sons to get married during the Holy Days of Carlisle.
Thou shalt not deceive thy spouse into thinking that thou art taking him/her for a romantic Sunday drive, when indeed, thou art going to look for another Mustang.
Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of thy latest restoration, at least not all at the same time.
Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new addition to the house, then use it to store Mustang parts in.
Thou shalt not buy thy wife a floor jack for Christmas.



Required tools for operating a Vintage Mustang:
1. Duct Tape
2. J.B. Weld
3. B.F.H. (Big Fat Hammer)
4. VINTAGE MUSTANG FORUMS II
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
5,527 Posts
Geez, some of those sound awfully familiar. Where do I go for confession?


Coppertone's current condition:
http://www.knology.net/~dorner/images/coppertone2.jpg
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
553 Posts
Do i have to follow the "commandments", too??

Pam

[color:red]Just another wrench-turner</font color=red>
[color:blue]1967 Coupe, v8 302 - Hers</font color=blue>
[color:purple]1990 Nissan Pathfinder - His</font color=purple>
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
4,928 Posts
hmmmm.... new addition...... (might work)????

Ken
99 GTP
97 Yukon
70 T-Bird
68 GT convert
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,209 Posts
I've been trying to talk the family into a fun family vacation driving through the sunny, dry southwest this spring! Almost had them, till I mentioned we'd be towing a flatbed trailer, and it would have a 65/66 vert on it on the way back. Oh well, guess I'll just have to try another ploy!

DanM
66 Coupe, check her out at http://www.66CoupeNW.stangnet.com

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education" - Albert Einstein
 
G

·
Guest
Joined
·
0 Posts
I resent the EDSEL comment!!! The 66 and "Mr. Ed" get along just find side by side in the garage.....

Good laugh though...
T

1966 C-Code Convertible, 59 Edsel Villager
Charlotte, NC
New Cars Have No Soul.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
655 Posts
You forgot .....Love thou pony, just don't get caught!! LOL!!

69 Fastback <== Still Not Complete After 4 Years
66 Fastback 6cyl, 3 speed <== Collecting Parts for a 5.0 EFI conversion
 
1 - 8 of 8 Posts
Top