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THINGS THAT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN
-- By Dave Barry

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
not achieved, and never will achieve, it's full potential, that word would
be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want
you to share yours with them.

5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of it's glories,
decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger,
a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle...

6. You should not confuse your career with your life.

7. No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.

8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual
who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that
person is crazy.

9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

10. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person.

11. Never lick a steak knife.

12. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

13. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,
religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,
we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.

15. Your friends love you anyway.
 
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3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

I guess this one would be the most applicable to us... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
 

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My wife liked the one about hobby and mental illness...She thinks I fit that one....
 

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WHAT!!!! I'm a hobbiest, I am not sick or instane!!!! I can quite whenever I want!!!! I hear the voices they are telling me I am not insane, and I can turn a rust bucket into a GT. I can see it in my visions!!!!!!
 
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