[bbenthin]

Hope you have a great day buddy! We love ya man!
To make sure you can take full advantage of your special day, I've whipped up a little virtual-care package. Fellow VMFers...feel free to add anything I've forgotten. ::

http://www.arturogil.com/images/Geritol.jpghttp://www.herbpalace.com/pain-relief/bengay.gifhttp://www.medica-ch.com/images/viagra.jpg
http://www.dvdfreax.com/dvdweekend_2001/redbull.jpg


Amy, you may want to leave town NOW!!!!!!!!!!! ::

 

[SWMBO]

It may be Ken's birthday but looks like I might be the one who's getting the big package ( was that my out-loud voice???) ::

 

[MarkMach1]

I might be the one who's getting the big package

WOW Ken you big stud!!!! A little bit more than we needed to know.....

Have a great birthday Ken!!!!


BTW---nice new sig pic ya got there!!! :: :: ::

 

[65Topless]

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http://mountaindew.com/digital_dew/wallpapers/images/wallpapers/dew_ice800.jpg

 

[65Topless]

So is he buying you that Saleen? ::

EDit... HOLY Crap!!!! I meant to reply to Amy!!!

 

[blkstlln]

Forgot this...
http://a5.cpimg.com/image/35/43/36936245-6e35-002B00B4-.jpg
Happy Birthday Pops!!

 

[71resto]

Happy Birthday Ken!! Hope it is a good one for you (and the missus from the sounds of it)
Really, the BIG 50???? If so, I'm not too far behind (2 more years).
ENJOY THE DAY!!!

 

[blkstlln]

Well now... ::

 

[ken_schall]

I can tell right now...this is gonna be an "ugly" post! :: :: :: :: But, then again I will probably have forgotten it by tomorrow... :: ::

 

[6T6mustang]

The depends must be to wear while driving... you know Ken wouldn't want to get those nicely covered seats dirty.

 

[66CoupeNW]

Happy birthday old man! Probably time for you to study up Tbones tips for aging VMFers.

 

[ChezDaJez]

Happy B'day, Ken.

I understand they are making some changes to your office to accommodate your special needs.

Let me know how it feels cuz I'll be there next month.

Steve

Ken's new Office
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0015.jpg

 

[bbenthin]

Oh, and this! ::

http://www.janitorialsuppliesstore.com/Merchant2/graphics/CPGC3107.jpg

 

[OR67Coupe]

Happy Birthday man, thanks again for those seats...

 

[66_Pony]

He's been WHAT?

Happy bidet, old man!

 

[ken_schall]

Nice ya'll are treating me with all the respect this little milestone deserves.....(and I'd expect :

Thanks all for the .....well wishes! :: ::

There's some upsides to this....I can get a discount at Denny's.....The Sr. bus will come by and take me on tours of the city...(at no charge) I can flirk with the girls and nobody considers me a threat... Now I have an excuse when I lay a wrench or screwdriver down and can't find it again. I can conveniently forget to do stuff..(sorry Amy...forgot!)...My cloths don't have to match anymore Yeah them orange shorts go with that purple golf shirt! I can get me a pair of them slip on shiney white shoes.. :: And I can walk around asking everyone if they've seen my glasses when there sitting on my head! Yep.... life is good! :: ::

 

[65Topless]

I wouldn't expect anything less from Ken!

 

[blkstlln]

I can flirk with the girls and nobody considers me a threat...

Uhhhhhhh wrongo Babe!

 

[4280]

Haaaaaapppppy Biiiirrrrthdaaaay Oh Sorry HAPPY BIRTHDAY Can you hear me now. :: ::

Don't forget those one a day's ::,You may need the capsule type cause the chewable ones may hert your gums.

Troyboy ::

 

[DannyOO]

Whoa! Happy B-day!