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A few clowns short of a circus

A few fries short of a Happy Meal

An experiment in artificial stupidity

A few beers short of a six pack

Dumber than a box of hair

A few peas short of a casserole

Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl

One taco short of a combo plate

A few feathers short of a whole duck

All foam, no beer

The cheese slid off his cracker

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel

Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way
down

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

As smart as bait

Chimney's clogged

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

Forgot to pay his brain bill

Her sewing machine's out of thread

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

His belt doesn't go through all the loops

If he had another brain, it would be lonely

Missing a few buttons on his remote control

No grain in the silo

Proof that evolution can go in reverse

Receiver is off the hook

Several nuts short of a full pouch

Sky light leaks a little

Slinky's kinked

Surfing in Nebraska

Too much yardage between the goal posts
 

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You always kill me Aus. How about "Warning: Objects in mirror are smarter then ones on this side"

I will add these to my own list:

"Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel" (god that's good).

"Body by Fisher, Brains by Matel"
 

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tee hee.... funny ,thanks.. i'll use a few of those when i go back to work on sunday :0)
 

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If he had another brain, it would be lonely

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

dumber than a box of hair

LMAO!
 

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Just heard this one yesterday.

"He's about as sharp as a bag of wet mice"
 

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That reminds me of one of my favorites:

He's as sharp as a marble!

Other oldies but goodies:

He has a wit as quick as a herd of turtles.

If his brain was gunpowder, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

He's got a brain like an iron trap. It snaps closed and nothing gets out.
 
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