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Subject: FWD: SAT Exam--okay
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> > The following questions and answers were collated from last year's SAT
> > tests given in Springdale, Arkansas to 16 year old students!
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> > Q: Name the four seasons.
> > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
> >
> > Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
> > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
> pollutants
> > like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
> >
> > Q: How is dew formed?
> > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
> >
> > Q: What is a planet?
> > A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
> >
> > Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> > A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends
> to
> > flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature
> > abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
> >
> > Q: What are steroids?
> > A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
> >
> > Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> > A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
> >
> > Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> > A: Premature death.
> >
> > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> > A: Keep it in the cow.
> >
> > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
> > A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and
> the
> > abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the
> > heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,
E,
> I,
> > O and U.
> >
> > Q: What is the Fibula
> > A: A small lie.
> >
> > Q: What does "varicose" mean?
> > A: Nearby.
> >
> > Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
> > A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
> >
> > Q: What is a seizure?
> > A: A Roman emperor.
> >
> > Q: What is a terminal illness?
> > A: When you are sick at the airport.
> >
> > Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is its characteristic feature?
> > A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like
> > umbrellas.
> >
> > Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
> > A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
> >
> > Q: What is a turbine?
> > A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
> >
> > Q: What is a Hindu?
> > A: It lays eggs
 
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I'm pretty sure they don't ask questions like this on the SAT although it is funny. Besides, do you think the brain dead person that answered the filtration question would be able to spell canoeist?
 

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Oh gawd, I hope those aren't my students! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
 

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LOL /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
 

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That is funny, but, if those are SAT questions then the SAT has slipped considerably in the last forty years. I remember them as being much more difficult and not requiring a written answer (multiple choice).
 

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Haa haa, that's great! I needed that after my Monday...
Lost a serpentine belt on the freeway after a tensioner pulley locked up on the freeway.
Good thing it was the T-bird and not the Mustang.
 
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