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We have the same trouble with Tasmainians

How do you know when you're staying in a Alabama hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink", and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Alabama ******* is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Alabama to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
A documentary.
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How many Alabama ******** does it take to eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat and one to watch for traffic.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Alabama. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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What's the best thing ever to come out of Alabama?
I-20
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Two Alabamans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in that thar' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many they are, can I have one?
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmmmmm. . . five?"
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A Alabaman came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here, My house is on fire!" "OK," replied the fireman, "How do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you still have them big red trucks?"
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Why do folks in Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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What do you have when you have 32 Alabama ******** in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
 

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lmao!!!. at least they arn't west virginia jokes this time.. lol
 

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That's funny.....just don't let this ******* get behind you on the freeway?

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