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Found another 6 pounds of cards from my sister's store, and giving them away. Here is the deal: If you want some, I will mail them to you. To get them, you must quote, or at least come close, to describing the best scene or quote, or whatever from the movie. If you want to toss a $ or $$ to our grand high exalted one Sir Bob even better. Probably put about 15 cards in an envelope.

Again, this is free, you do not have to send me a dime, or even a colored wedge, just say you want some cards.
 

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Bravely bold Sir Robin
Brought forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
And his penis--

Robin (interputing): That's...That's, uh... That's enough music for now,
lads. It looks like there's dirty work afoot.

God I love that song. :joker:

I would like some cards.
 

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Does wood sink in water?

-no, it floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!

What also floats in water?

-bread?

-Apples.

-Very small rocks!

-Cider?

-GRAVY!

-CHURCHES!

-lead lead!

King arthur : A Duck.


:: :: :: ::

- If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.

And therefor....

-A WITCH!




The nights of NI always crack me up too :lol:
 

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Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

I would also like some cards, kind sir.
 

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Here's a few

"what also floats in water"
"a duck exactly"
"therefore if she floats in water like a duck"

"we have been charged by god with a sacred quest
you and all your silly english k-nig-hts"
"what a strange person your mother was a hamster"

"fetch a la vache"

"we are the knights who say ni"

"that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide"
"too late there he is it is rabbit thats the most foul cruel rodent you ever set eyes on"

"that rabbit is dynamite"

Pick me pick me for some cards.....
 

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RUN AWAY !!!! RUN AWAY !!!! :rofl: and thats one mean rabbit :rofl: I don't want any I just love the movie :winkgrin:
 

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Black Knight: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Patsy.
Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

:lol: :joker: :rofl: :lol:

I would also like some cards
 

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Old woman!
MAN!
Man, sorry!
And I'm not old! I'm 37!
I couldn't just call you "man".
Well, you could have called me "Dennis".
I didn't know you were called "Dennis".
You could have asked!



... Mother ...
FATHER!
But, Father... I don't want to get married!

She's got HUGE... tracts of land!

Ah, Monty Python!
 

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How do you know she's a witch?

She turned me into a Newt?

A newt?

I got better!
ahh..nothing like Monty Python and the VMF ::
PS: Sign me up for some cards. :highfive:
 

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I think I've soiled my armor!

BRING ME AN........SHRUBBERY!!!

When danger reared it's ugly head
Sir Robin turned and bravely fled..

Bad, BAD Zoot!!
Bruce

Just bring some to Pate. If you don't find me just give them to someone skinny with a beard and old hat!
 

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Roger: "Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can `nee' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."

You can send your cards to the castle Anthrax where some VMFers are no doubt in great peril. ;)
 

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Strange women lying about in ponds is no basis for a sytem of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate form the masses..not from farsical aquatic cermemony. Look, If I went around claiming to be emperor because some moistened bink threw a semitar at me they'ed put me away.
 

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Quote from a movie...damn..they already got most of the good ones. I always loved the penquin skit. "ring, ring, Hello, wha? The penquins going to wha? What did he say? The penquin on the tele is about to explode! booom!"

Does that count?

The silly walk was also very good...and the arguement skit. "I've come here for an arguement" " Stupid git!"
 

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"Bring out your dead!"
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"...he says he's not dead."
"Yes he is..."
"I'm not..."
"Well he will be soon...he's very ill"
"I'm getting better"
 
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