ive got somemore of those...but im to lazy to pic out the ones that you already said so your gettin them all...
AUDI
Another Uninformed Driver Insulted.
Another Useless Device Installed.
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
ACURA
Always Crumbling Under Real Acceleration
BEETLE
Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monsterous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpeices on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monsterous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphermous Motorized Wreck
Broken Money Waster
Big Money Works
Break My Window
Brutal Money Waster
Behold My Wealth
Buick
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Chevy
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Charged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cheapest Heap Ever Viewed Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
Dodge
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dead On Delivery Gas Eater
Dead On Delivery Gutless Engine
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks
Fiat
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony?
Fix It All the Time
Failed/Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Foolish/Futile Italians Attempt Transportation
Fix It All the Time
Ford
First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Got More Crap
Gotta Mechanic Coming
Gross Mechanical Crap
GTO
Get Tools Out
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
IROC
I Run Over Children
Italian Retard Out Cruising
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Around
MITSUBISHI
Mostly Inexperienced Teenagers Souping Up Bashed-In Sedans Having Inline-4s
MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Only Problems Are Repairs
OLDS
Oil Leak, Dead Starter
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every Day
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked Everything
Mopar
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
My Only Problems Are Repairs
Pontiac
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
Poor Old ****** Thinks It’s A Cadillac
Saab
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Toyota
Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Whimpy
Very Whiney