[Dean_T]

PONTIAC - Plows Over Nearest Tree Incinerates After Collision

DODGE - Dead On Deliver, Get Estimate

Dean T

Shikatta Ga Nai - "It cannot be helped"

 

[whisperer]

I especialy like the Pontiac one.........

Hal
Love hard, drive fast, wear your seat belt.

PS, that's my 'bird...... My Mustang is too ugly to take pictures of yet........*G*.

http://www.teleport.com/~cosa/bird2.jpg

 

[Guest]

ive got somemore of those...but im to lazy to pic out the ones that you already said so your gettin them all...

AUDI
Another Uninformed Driver Insulted.
Another Useless Device Installed.
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

ACURA
Always Crumbling Under Real Acceleration

BEETLE
Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monsterous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpeices on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monsterous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphermous Motorized Wreck
Broken Money Waster
Big Money Works
Break My Window
Brutal Money Waster
Behold My Wealth

Buick
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Chevy
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Charged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cheapest Heap Ever Viewed Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky


Dodge
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dead On Delivery Gas Eater
Dead On Delivery Gutless Engine
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks

Fiat
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony?
Fix It All the Time
Failed/Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Foolish/Futile Italians Attempt Transportation
Fix It All the Time

Ford
First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Got More Crap
Gotta Mechanic Coming
Gross Mechanical Crap

GTO
Get Tools Out

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

IROC
I Run Over Children
Italian Retard Out Cruising

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Around

MITSUBISHI
Mostly Inexperienced Teenagers Souping Up Bashed-In Sedans Having Inline-4s

MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Only Problems Are Repairs

OLDS
Oil Leak, Dead Starter

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every Day
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate

PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked Everything

Mopar
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
My Only Problems Are Repairs

Pontiac
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
Poor Old ****** Thinks It’s A Cadillac

Saab
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Toyota
Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Whimpy
Very Whiney

 

[whisperer]

Wow, I thought I had a list! .......... *G*

Hal
Love hard, drive fast, wear your seat belt.

PS, that's my 'bird...... My Mustang is too ugly to take pictures of yet........*G*.

http://www.teleport.com/~cosa/bird2.jpg

 

[JeffTepper]

This remind me of a couple of unauthorized tag lines for GM's old 2 speed automatics:

Buick - "No Go with Dynaflow"

Chev - "Slip and Slide with Powerglide"

Also, on "Ford" , the Bow Tie guys like "Fix of Repair Daily"

67 Vintage Burgandy 390GTA with most of the bells and whistles

 

[Kelly]

I told my brother when he had his Chevy pick-up about a year that I had heard that there was a recall issued for the tailgate on his model.

He jumped right in to it! Asked me what recall? He hadn't heard about a recall. Was it something important, or possibly dangerous?

I told him, Yes, it was most definitely important. And, yes, it was a dangerous situation with that model.

I then told him that I had read that GM was going to install a heater in the tailgate. Apparently so many people had suffered frostbite while pushing the trucks in for repair........lol

Dang! Just when I got used to being "strange", I became a "newbie". Now I'm a "tire kicker"....thump, thump.....he he

 

[66CoupeNW]

FORD - Frickin Okies Really Dig'em (cleaned it up a little)

DanM
66 Coupe, check her out at http://www.66CoupeNW.stangnet.com

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education" - Albert Einstein

 

[Guest]

you guys gotta get out more...
also, longest post ive ever seen in here...golly
BTW, i printed this out for the garage(wink)
mike o


[color:blue]'65 wimbledon white original coupe I6
'99 silver convertible V6

Check out Mike & Jackie's '65 Mustang </font color=blue>

 

[Guest]

LOTUS

Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious