How airplanes compare with females:
Airplanes usually kill you quickly . . . a female takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch . . .
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go" . . .
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection . . .
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation . . .
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits . . .
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month . . .
Airplanes don't come with in-laws . . .
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time . . .
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes . . .
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines . . .
Airplanes expect to be tied down . . .
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills . . .
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong . . .
However . . . when airplanes go quiet -- just like females -- it's usually
not good
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Rick
Airplanes usually kill you quickly . . . a female takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch . . .
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go" . . .
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection . . .
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation . . .
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits . . .
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month . . .
Airplanes don't come with in-laws . . .
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time . . .
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes . . .
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines . . .
Airplanes expect to be tied down . . .
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills . . .
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong . . .
However . . . when airplanes go quiet -- just like females -- it's usually
not good
Have a great day!/forums/images/icons/smile.gif
Rick