[67gt]

How airplanes compare with females:


Airplanes usually kill you quickly . . . a female takes her time.

Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch . . .

Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go" . . .

Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection . . .

Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation . . .

Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits . . .

Airplanes can be flown any time of the month . . .

Airplanes don't come with in-laws . . .

Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before

Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time . . .

Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes . . .

Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines . . .

Airplanes expect to be tied down . . .

Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills . . .

Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong . . .

However . . . when airplanes go quiet -- just like females -- it's usually
not good

Have a great day!/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Rick

 

[aslan]

So. . .has Hope seen these? If she has, you can always stay at my place!
Stan

 

[sparky]

ROTFLMAO!!! So true......

 

[Guest]

Now THAT'S useful info! Remember if it has or tires... it'll give you trouble!

 

[66conv6]

"However . . . when airplanes go quiet -- just like females -- it's usually not good "

Hahaha hehehe lol /forums/images/icons/smile.gif !!!!

Being a professional pilot, I can relate!!

 

[JamesW]

One could substitute "Mustang" for "Airplanes" in most of these and be accurate also.....

 

[JeffTepper]

Rick
This reminds me of something similar I saw years ago which was based on the premise that cucumbers are better than men!!!
Jeff