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Going back to this, i received an e-mail in my "bulk mail folder" at yahoo , the second one, reading:

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From: "Ryan Edwards" <[email protected]tradersclub.com>

To: *my e-mail*

Subject: Classic Cars and Parts

Date: Tue, 6 Aug 2002 13:53:52


Hi,

I had sent you an e-mail a while back asking if you were looking for or
had any classic cars or parts for sale but I have not heard back from
you.

I would appreciate it if you could let me know either way.

Thanks,

Ryan
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Thing is, if whizco's post is correct, then this/these guy(s)
are relentless, because i remember the first e-mail, and both seem very 'innocent', so keep this in mind.

They must be scouring VMF for e-mail addresses, so becareful what you reply to.

Gary
 

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Yep...it's spam round 2...I hate spam...damn annoying...
the other day I was sitting in a resturant and heard this conversation....

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in
it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!

Damn spammers...and the vikings were pretty annoying also.

BTW...I had the egg, bacon, sausage and spam...delicious.
 

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That is one of the funnyest M-P skits out there. Make me split my sides everytime..... If ya know what I mean..wink, wink, nudge, nudge said the blind man to the bat.
 

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Hey! I got this guys personal email address, anyone care to subsribe it to a few porno sites!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

I figure if this guy has no problem with spamming us, we can show him two (or 2000) can play this game /forums/images/icons/smile.gif hehe!
 

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No, but if you give me his home and work snail mail addresses I'll be happy to contribute a couple of subscriptions to Playgirl in his name.... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
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