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AKA Exchevman
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A blind man enters a "Women Only Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting ther a while, he yells to the bartender, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" Immediately the bar falls absolutely quite.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Befor you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 200 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman next to you is a blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it, sir. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and then declares " Naw, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Now THAT is one worthy of memorization!!!
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