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Singles ad:


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE, Seeks male companionship, ethnicity not important. I am a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelit dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, dressed in what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call - - - - - - - and ask for Daisy.





Over 150 men called the number and found themselves talking to the Humane Society about an 8 week old black Labrador Retriever.
 

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Haaaahaaa, that's a great ad! Very well written /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
 

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Good one!!
Good thing my dog can't read those want ads...
http://www.bluestang.com/users/timbeam/hootie.jpg
"Hootie"
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
I Love it!!
 

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LMAOPMP!
 
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