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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. ... She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful, with bush land around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. ... Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. ... She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan. ... She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. ... With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, a woman is similar to Albania. ... Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man:
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq........ruled by a dick.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. ... Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. ... She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan. ... She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. ... With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, a woman is similar to Albania. ... Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man:
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq........ruled by a dick.
