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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. ... She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful, with bush land around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. ... Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. ... She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan. ... She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. ... With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, a woman is similar to Albania. ... Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


The Geography of a Man:
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq........ruled by a dick.
 

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Brittney,

I read something similiar about women in Esquire a month or so back which I shared with SWMBO. She was not amused.
 

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Well, I'm betting she's under 35. Show it to her again when she's over 40. Just make sure on that occasion that you hand it to her with something long enough to keep your body parts beyond arms length and that won't hurt when she takes it from you and hits you with it!
 
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