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I got a chuckle out of this one:

Two aliens landed their flying saucer in the West Texas desert near an
abandoned gas station. They climbed out and approached one of the gas pumps, and one
of the aliens addressed it.

"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The alien repeated the greeting. There was still no response.

The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty
attitude, drew his ray gun and growled impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in
peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader or I'll

The other alien shouted to his comrade "No, no, you don't want to make him
mad!" But before he could finish his warning, the first alien fired. A huge
explosion resulted, that blew both of them 1200 feet into the desert where they
landed in a heap.

When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the
other one and said, "What a ferocious creature! It damn near killed us! How did
you know it was so dangerous?"

The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my
travels through the galaxy, it's that any guy who can wrap his penis around himself
twice and then stick it in his own ear is someone you shouldn't mess with!"

Have a great week,


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Indeed, good humor!
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