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That's right it's another "It's my birthday!" post...but, with a twist. ;) I spend most of my "virtual" life here on VMF so, I figure...why not collect?

So, if money were no object (which it isn't 'cause this ain't real...so let's not be stingy ;) ) what would you get me? ::

Now, I realize I'm opening myself up to quite a few "jabs" here but, hey...I'm a good sport and that's half the fun! :: ::
 

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Brian, I got you a date with Halle Berry ::
All expenses paid :)

Ooops, have a lady already? I guess I`ll have to go instead ::
 

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For some reason, I can't get the present to upload:

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/pictures/misc/flinging_poo.jpg

:D Happy Birthday!
 
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For you......I ordered a winter with every day sunny and it only rains at night. :)
Preet good uh? ;)
 

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Hmmm, picking up Halle Berry in one of my 3 Ford GTs?
Now THAT'S a B-Day! ::
 

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Happy Birthday!!!
I'm sending you a case of the finest micro-brewed beer that polluted Lake Erie can produce!

http://www.mustangmods.com/data/10400/burning_river_image.jpg

It's really tasty, but try to drink it over a period of time or you may start feeling a little sick! ::
 

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Geez, it's his birthday Jim, don't try to kill him!

:D
 

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An unlimited fillup gas card.

But since money is an object in the real world here's a joke instead.

A 90 year old woman just lost her husband of 70 years and no longer has the will to live.
She decides she wants to kill herself but doesn;t know the best way to do it.
Finally she decides the fastest way would be to shoot herself in the heart but she's not sure exactly where her heart is and doesn't want to make a mistake so she calls a doctor to find out.
The doctor tells her that the heart is located right behind her left breast.
The next morning there's a headline in the paper that reads "90 year old woman taken to the hospital with a gunshot wound to the knee. ::

Have a good one!
 

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Here you go, you can pick one: ::


http://www.tucsonpony.com/manytoys.jpg


Happy Birthday! ::
 

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You asked, and I'm sure you've dreamed about being just a bit taller, so here you are:

http://www.magicmakers.com/retail/shoes/shoozwhite.JPG

Happy birthday!!! :: :: ::
 

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You asked, and I'm sure you've dreamed about being just a bit taller, so here you are:

Happy birthday!!! :: :: ::
TALLER????? Have you actually SEEN mecha-bb in person?

http://users.zoominternet.net/~dodgeram/bigbb.jpg
 

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LOL! WTF did you do, Google for dog poo? Or did you fix that up special for him? ::
 
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