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”Martian Swingers”

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on
Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier
miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking
about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a
stock market, if they have laptop computers, how
they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up
the subject of sex.

”Just how do you guys do it?” asks Maureen.
”Pretty much the way you do,” responds the

Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide
to swap partners for the night and experience one

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom
where the Martian strips. He’s got only a teeny,
weeny member about half an inch long and just a
quarter inch thick.

”I don’t think this is going to work,” says Maureen.

”Why?” he asks, “What’s the matter?”

”Well,” she replies, “It’s just not long enough to
reach me!”

”No problem,” he says, and proceeds to slap his
forehead with his palm. With each slap of his
forehead, his member grows until it’s quite
impressively long.

”Well,” she says, “That’s quite impressive, but it’s
still pretty narrow.”

”No problem,” he says, and starts pulling his ears.
With each pull, his member grows wider and wider
until the entire measurement is extremely exciting
to the woman.

”Wow!” she exclaims, as they fell into bed and
made mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners
and go their separate ways.

As they walk along, Mike asks “Well, was it any good?”

”I hate to say it,” says Maureen, “but it was pretty
wonderful. How about you?”

”It was horrible,” he replies, All I got was a headache.
All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my
forehead and pulling my ears
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