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Ode to a 4 cylinder

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the
light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with it's big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now,
a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any," in that silly thing,
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night

I found this and got chuckle, of course I modified it a bit to fit the forum better. ::
 

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LMAO!!!! That's got to be one of the funniest things (car related) that I've ever read!

My buddies are sure not gonna like this! ::
 
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You didn't mention the 'go fast' sticker. :D


But a propererly tuned up (Nitro'd up) 4 banger still can run great times. ::
 

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LOL! :: Just to relate, I was with my 16 yr old son in the stang one evening and we had just left the movies. Well, we pull up to a red light and my oldest son was sitting there in his 90 accord ex...you know what happened next (all legal of course) :: :: ::
 

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It's all good, :) I generally like most all cars, I'm not trying to bash imports ao anything, just thought it was a cool story. I read a story similar to this one a few years back concerning a race between a geo metro, and an RV. It was funny as heck, wish I still had it. :(
 
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