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>> You know you're living in the 02's when:
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>> 1. You have 5 passwords, but can only remember one.
>>
>> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
>> years.
>>
>> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
>> family of three.
>>
>> 4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next
>> to you.
>>
>> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
>> is that they do not
>> have e-mail addresses.
>>
>> 6. When you go home after a long day at work you
>> still answer the phone
>> in a business manner.
>>
>> 7. When you make phone calls from home, you
>> accidentally insert a "9" to
>> get an outside line.
>>
>> 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
>> worked for three
>> different companies.
>>
>> 9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with
>> Velcro.
>>
>> 10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
>>
>> 11. You can only write on 'sticky pads'.
>>
>> 12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when
>> you lost all of your
>> best jokes.
>>
>> 13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do
>> your job.
>>
>> 14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are
>> more likely to get
>> long-service awards.
>>
>> 15. Board members salaries are higher than all the
>> Third World countries
>> annual budgets combined.
>>
>> 16. Interviewees, despite not having relevant
>> knowledge or experience,
>> terminate the interview when told of the starting
>> salary.
>>
>> 17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple
>> diet.
>>
>> 18. Your supervisor gets a brand-new
>> state-of-the-art laptop with all
>> the latest features, while you have time to go for
>> lunch while yours
>> boots up.
>>
>> 19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or
>> you're in hospital.
>>
>> 20. There's no money in the budget for the five
>> permanent staff your
>> department desperately needs, but they can afford
>> four full-time
>> management consultants advising your boss's boss on
>> strategy.
>>
>> 21. Your relatives and family describe your job as
>> "works with
>> computers".
>>
>> AND THE CLINCHERS ARE..
>>
>> 22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
>> smiling.
>>
>> 23. As you read this list, you think about
>> forwarding it to your
>> "friends".
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That's funny, I love #13. As soon as I stop laughing from that one, I'll read the rest and add the list to my collection.
 

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I did both #22 and #23. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
 
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