[gt350clone]

Who can come up with the BEST caption for THIS photo?

http://users.zoominternet.net/~dodgeram/images/mid2.jpg

 

[bbenthin]

The curse of Midlife finally comes back to bite Randy in the a$$.

 

[gt350clone]

After finding that Midlife WAS originally born in Ohio, Dodgestang unleashes his most powerful "Cleveland-Powered" Mustang to date...

OR

"Honest Honey, it just followed me home! Can I keep it?

OR

Must....





stop....





smoking....

 

[jerzeystang]

I told you not to trust that guy... ::

 

[L20068]

"And they said slavery ended centuries ago..."

 

[390GTAcv]

:: Honest I thought that's what you used the sheep for !
OOPs ! Never mind ; my mistake . :: ::

 

[Aronj66]

The new revolutionary 1 Midlife power mustang on its maiden voyage.. *Crack of the Whip* Mush Midlife Mush.. Heyaaahh!

On Donner, On Blitson, On..... Midlife??? Santa must be getting desperate this year..

Welcome to the Worlds Strongest VMF'er Challenge:
Next up we have Midlife attempting to best his all time record of 6 inches..

 

[09Frank65]

Finally deciding that cursing other peoples cars isn't really a hobby, Midlife begins training for the National Strong Man championship.

or

Geez Nick - next time you tell me you want me to help bring your car home, tell me it isn't running.

 

[graybeard]

FLASH! THIS JUST IN... Midlife checks Randy's shorts!

 

[warhorse]

"The next time my neighbor Frank wants to see the progress on my resto, he's going to have to come to my house!" ::

 

[mustangsurfer]

Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner had an albatorss around his neck

Rhyme of the Ancient Mustanger is in a similiar situation.....

"Vendors vendors everywhere, but ne'er a part is cheap" or something like that.......

Dave ::

 

[gt350clone]

I wonder if Nitrous Oxide and a Fart Pipe would help the power? :: ::

 

[midpack]

Be vewwwy quiet, I`m hunting fastbacks
(Elmer Fudd voice)

 

[MycuzVinny]

"it's alot easier to pull start my lawn mower"

 

[Ernie]

Man this 2 foot lbs. of torque is wearing me out!

 

[dodgestang]

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, left my curses
Went the distance, now its payback so sweet
Just a man and his will to go drive

So many times, it happens too fast
Your mustang gets cursed by midlife
Don't lose your grip on the yellow tow strap
You must pull just to keep it alive

It's the curse of the midlife, it will kill your motor
Risin' up just to rust out your ride
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's leavin' us all with the curse of midlife

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
He stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For the curse must kill to survive

It's the curse of the midlife, it will kill your motor
Risin' up just to rust out your ride
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's leavin' us all with the curse of midlife

Risin' up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now It will stop
Just the curse of midlife

It's the curse of the midlife, it will kill your motor
Risin' up just to rust out your ride
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's leavin' us all with the curse of midlife

The curse of midlife ... The curse of midlife ... The curse of midlife.

Music to sing it too if you haven't figured it out.....just call me CPE

 

[66CoupeNW]

Randy, when you said your fastback did low 10's in the quarter, we thought you were talking seconds, not hours!

 

[65Topless]

The great white hunter brings in his prey. Midlife has killed another stang.

 

[CobraSix]

Damn Mid...you're mustang is STILL faster then mine...and mine runs!!!

or

Mid's wife got tired of having no mustang to drive...so she decided to hook up the old mule...

or:

Mid's Ball and Chain...

or:

Several VMFers who have caught the dreaded Midlife curse, finally hunt Midlife down and punish him...

or:

DT and Midlife decide that DT really needs to go to CornFeed 4.0. Midlife figured if they start now, they may just make it by next year. They are taking shifts...DT is sleeping in the car right now. Only question...will they make it over the mountains...once they do, they can coast almost the entire way to Des Moines...

Slade

 

[Cosmo]

"Just because it followed you home, it does NOT mean you get to keep it"