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One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he
was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting
with a demon.

The demon asked, "Why so glum?"

The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually
have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"

"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."

"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all
we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine
coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw
up and then we drink some more!"

The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."

"You a smoker?" the demon asked.

"You better believe it!"

"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest
cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs
out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already
dead, remember?"

"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"

The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."

"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you
go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.

You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I
love drugs!

You don't mean . . ."

"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself
to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a
doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the
drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"

"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about
his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool

The demon said, "You gay?"


"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"



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Wow ! If the weekdays are like that I wonder how they party Sat and Sun?

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Discussion Starter · #5 ·
LOL - payback is a bitch!!!!

btw, where have you been - we've missed you in the chat...

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