Pranks? Went to a bachelor party once where they got the Groom falling down drunk, put him on a flight to Florida with no money for a return flight the night before the big day. Needless to say the Bride was not amused
This is kind of tame and pretty much only works if the bride lives with him... but I took a Reno phone book and cut out all the Escort and cat house ads I could find. Then I made a list of the cat houses, put a checkmark next to about 3/4 of the list, circled some of the names, put stars next to others and shoved it in his jacket pocket. I took the rest of the Yellow Page ads and had some random girls in the casinos (can't simulate female writing) sign the ads and add sweet little notes ("call me when you're back in Reno" "It was a pleasure serving you, Stud", "The next two times are on me", etc) and stuck those in a pocket of his bag, pockets of his coats, pants, etc. Basically anything he had already worn and wouldn't likely wear again. Also had one girl spray some of her perfume on a shirt that I brought down with me... Another one was nice enough to even kiss the colar and lowest button on the shirt with lots and lots of lip stick. Of course, he was upstairs in the room, passed out at the time.
And it worked... she unpacked his bag for him and found it all and gave him hell. She even called some of the guys to give them hell! Anyway, if you go this route, the only way that she believed that it was all a prank is when we showed the pictures we took of the girls signing the ads and the girl kissing the collar in the Hotel Restaurant. Otherwise, i don't think there would have been a wedding. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
I was at a bachelor party last year. We arraigned for a stripper at his parents house. He (they) still live with them, they didn't want to be there for obvious reasons. We tried to get TWO strippers for, uh, well, wouldn't that be fun to watch?!? But we couldn't find any that we could afford that we'd want to look at...
A couple of days before the party, I went to the local bowling alley looking for a cheap bowling ball for the party. When I told them what I had planned, they GAVE me one... I picked up some chain at the hardware store, and epoxied the first link or two into one of the finger holes. With a white paint marker I wrote "BALL AND CHAIN" all over it. The night of the party I snuck up on him and locked it to his ankle!!! We made him drag/carry that thing around the whole time. It was hilarious.
I got the ball and chain thing done to me at my bachelor party, although they used a bouncy kick-ball like we all used in school.
Another time, we bought a blow-up doll and dressed her in some lingere, and hand-cuffed "her" to the groom. We took "her" with us into some strip places and the real girls loved it. GREAT pictures ....
Some of my pals leave today for a weekend bachelor party in Chicago, where they'll take in a Cubs game or two, and undoubtably attempt to drain the Windy city of all hops-based beverages /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
My favorite bachelor party was this: We started at a nice steak house with the groom's uncles and cousins included. Great meal, lots of red wine and funny toasts. Uncles picked up the tab. From there a mini-bus took us to the local casino, where we played craps (and won) until about 1 am. Then we adjourned to the "classiest" strip club in town and bought the groom (with our winnings) more than his share of attention. When the groom had to step outside to lose his steak, it was declared time to head home. One last stop at a convenience store for a 6 pack of multi-colored "Fiesta" brand condoms, 3 of which were opened and the wrappers deposited in the now snoozing groom's pockets. We dropped him off in a "ring and run" at the apartment he shared with the fiance, and never heard much about the wrappers (although I'm sure she had to undress him). All in all, a pretty great time.. Dickson