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A GOOD ONE

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it's ears and cleaned both
ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to
keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair"
hair remover and rub in it's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under
your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple
of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know I'm
using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
 

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Thats like the guy who had his dog run over by a car. He took it to the vet and it was pronounced DOA. The guy couldn't believe it and begged the doctor to check again. The doctor took a cat and put it on the dog, then he rubbed the cat around the dogs nose and belly, then he let the cat bite its tail. The dog never responded and the vet sent a bill of $75.00.
When the guy asked why the bill was so high the vet informed him it was $25.00 for the office call and $50.00 for the cat scan.....
 

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This Guy goes into the chemist, and asked the guy behind the counter, do you have cotton balls!!!
The chemist replied, Do i look like a #@%$*& teddy bear to you!!!!! Boom BOOM!!!
 

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Thats funny .

And would you believe it, I actually have a mini schnauzer and the little bugger is a bit hard of hearing.Thanks for the tip. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
 

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Rub some Nair in his ears and have him stay off his bike!
 
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,,and this just in:

It has been determined that "doggie style" is the most popular position for those married over ten years; ..he sits up and begs while she rolls over and plays dead...
 
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