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Hey guys...a little "pick me up" for Tuesday.

Words of Wisdom

-You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

-Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

-This is as bad as it gets. But, don't bet on it.

-The facts, although interesting, are generally irrelevant.

- There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.

- Indecision is the key to flexibility.

- Nostoalgia isn't what it used to be.

- I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.

- Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

Buddy Ives, PL&GT July 2002

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Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

Going to church doesn't make you Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.

And my favorite:
A balanced diet is having a cookie in each hand.
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