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  • Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a single one of them.
  • You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
  • 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
  • You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
  • You carry an umbrella. (You watch the Weather Channel.)
  • Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hookup" and "breakup".
  • You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
  • Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
  • You're the one calling the police because your neighbor next door plays
    the stereo to loud.
  • Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
  • You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
  • Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
  • You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
  • Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
  • You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
  • Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
  • Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
  • A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
  • You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
  • "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to
    drink that much again."
  • Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
  • You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
  • You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to You
 

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Damn......more apply than don't!
 

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Dude, you forgot to mention something about bifocals. Thank god for borderless bi's, I'm the only one who knows I wear them! Yeah, right!
 

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Thank you, like I need another reminder! *G*
 

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How about us really old dudes that remember the very first TV adds for the brand new sports car from Ford . THE MUSTANG . I was 24 then , now I'm not sure .
 

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I had a good one for the 24 th on the list
but i cant remember what it was now........?
And.....you try sleeping on my couch, and see if your back dont hurt .
your list stinks, if it wasnt 9pm and time for me to hit the sack ,id tell you what i really think.
 

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I think I'll lie down and ponder....
 

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How about all the young gals call you Dad!
 

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How about ..Your SWMBO bought you a nose/earhair trimmer for your B-Day.
 
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