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Don't read if you are bothered or in fear of being a *******, some sound to familar even for myself.
HOW TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU ARE REALLY A *******:
** You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
** You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
** The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
** You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't
want
it.
** You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
** You come back from the dump with more than you took.
** Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
** Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
** You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
** You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
** Your father executes the "Pull my finger" trick during Christmas
dinner.
** You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
** Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
** A tornado hits your neighborhood and does over $100,000 worth of
improvements.
** You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"
** You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
** Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you
take
them out to see what it is.
1967 S code GT Deluxe Coupe 65B
1966 Convertible 76B 289 4 speed
Descendent of Francois Seguin dit Laderoute,
Soldier Regiment d' Carignan, New France 1665-1668
HOW TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU ARE REALLY A *******:
** You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
** You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
** The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
** You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't
want
it.
** You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
** You come back from the dump with more than you took.
** Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
** Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
** You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
** You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
** Your father executes the "Pull my finger" trick during Christmas
dinner.
** You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
** Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
** A tornado hits your neighborhood and does over $100,000 worth of
improvements.
** You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"
** You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
** Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you
take
them out to see what it is.
1967 S code GT Deluxe Coupe 65B
1966 Convertible 76B 289 4 speed
Descendent of Francois Seguin dit Laderoute,
Soldier Regiment d' Carignan, New France 1665-1668
