It's not like you can ask Amazon 'would you rip open the bag and send me half the rolls?'80 rolls for a two month quarantine? Are you planning on ****ting sixteen times a day? If so you need a doctor, not toilet paper. You must be part of the reason you can't get TP on Amazon anymore.
I hate that I will likely pay the price because I wasn't a ****ty person in the beginning.
We just got in a 90 roll-equivalent pack from Amazon a few days ago. It was only 30 rolls, but they were jumbo so it was equivalent to 90 rolls.