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This one ought to be fun...

Who can come up with the BEST / FUNNIEST caption for this photo???

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Just to give a little background (for those who need "inspiration"), those are the front tires off roadracer's 66 Shelby. After the throttle hung open and spun his Paxton'd SB up to 8000 rpm, he locked the front brakes, and ruined this brand new pair of Hoosiers.... :eek:
 

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Remember: First the gas, THEN the brake, then the gas, then the brake, etc. - not both at once.

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A Hoosier with a bald spot? Those are Gene Kedey Tires!
 

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" I swear Dad! I was doing 45 minding my own business when this dog just ran out in front of me".
 

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Original Shelby Racing tire, Used by Parnelli Jones. First run Hoosier tire! Only $2000 on E-hay! Item number #2stupid2knowbetter Rim not included! Only shown for picture purposes.
 

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Not realizing that the VMF Burnout contest was the PRIOR week, roadracer does a BEAUTIFUL 4-wheel burnout in his 2-wheel drive car....
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Just a little combover ought to hide THAT bald spot...
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Not the first time I've worn a hole in rubber - have you met my son??? :eek:
 

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Yeah, well, I tried to stop before plowing into my mother-in-law, but for some reason the throttle got hung up and wound the engine to 8000 RPM. RUINED A BRAND NEW SET OF HOOSIERS!!!
 

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I BRAKE FOR REDLINES ::
 
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Honey, you know how you say I spend too much time racing and not enough time with the kids? Well, today, I started building a tire swing for them.
 

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Do you think thats what caused the thump-thump noise I was hearing?
 

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After the "incident", Charlie decided that an anti-lock braking system would be a good thing to have.
 

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SWMBO: Honeyyyyy, I think somethings wrong with the car...
 

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"You wouldn't want me to run over that poor little bunny--would ya honney???"
 
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