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Midlife (aka Randy Jacobson, aka James B. Traficant Jr., aka Bubba Budda, aka Superhero, aka Stranger with Candy) has been arrested. Many VMFers knew Midlife worked for the government, but few knew his real name or position. Apparently Midlife's real name is James A. Traficant Jr. and he used to be an elected offical to the U.S. House of Representives. His real hometown is actually Cleveland, Ohio. When asked why he left his hometown Midlife said, "Cleveland Rocks, I called the cops and they wouldn't turn the music down so I left." Authorties believe the real reason is because Drew Carey has horded all of Ohio's Ice Cream is his own personal warehouse. When the Daily Planet questioned people who knew Midlife we discovered some surprising information about him. The following is from and individual who wishes to remain anonomyous.

"I met Midlife at a online car club meeting. I knew right away that there was something not normal about this man. His rude comments and strange behavior threw everyone off guard. Once, he covered himself in Rocky Road ice cream and women's undergarments while singing "Boogity Boogity" from the Ray Steven's song "The Streak." I didn't really suspect he was really James Traficant until he clamed the Devil made him do it. He then started to argue that Johnny's fiddling in "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" was not better than the Devils. I tried to tell him it was just a song and Charlie Daniels was really playing the fiddle. That's when he covered himself in mustard and relish and sung "I'm an Oscar Mayer Wiener." After that, I was certian he was really James Trafficant."

Authorities have asked that if you have any other pictures of Mr. Trafficant then you should please post them here. Although Mr. Trafficant is no longer a threat, there are continuing investigations. If there are any friends or family that would wish to write Mr. Midlife. Please send donations to....

Ohio Valley Medium Security Prison
1966 Amprere Lane.
Volt, OH 46756

Among the requested items:

Soap on a Rope
Harmonica
Mustang Poster
Rocky Road Ice Cream
A pink Flamingo
Razor Sharp Dentures
Titanium Underware

If you know Midlife or recognize him from this picture please call the Daily Planet or Weekly World News as soon as possible!

http://www.politicalusa.com/images/traficant_6.jpg
 

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Oh my! Who knew? I'm willing to help. Here are some photos I've obtained. I hope this helps. Wow, he was an ugly baby!

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People have too much free time on their hands!
 

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I knew something was shaky about a man who wears a tie with shorts on...
 

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Earlier this summer, Midlife was repeatedly spotted in Rest Areas throughout the state of Iowa, I was able to obtain photo's of him, his vehicle, and a known accomplice.....

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I have not been arrested. I was convicted and thrown out of Congress. I am not guilty, except for wearing bell-bottom pants and loud ties. I love America, but not the crooked politicians that run this place.

As soon as I get out of prison, I'm going to sic Vinnie on all of youse guys. Better fill out your last will and testaments.

James B. Traficant, aka Midlife

PS: Will Cleveland PLEASE turn down the music? You're giving me a bad headache.

PSS: Where's my peppermint ice cream?
 

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Here is another spy photo showing the former congressman holding
a prestigious award that he was known to receive several times.

http://www.svs.com/zim/mustang/images/cf2/0602bx.jpg

By the way - next time I will bring both of my Coleman chairs so I will have one to
sit in too!

-Zim
 

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Ah, the VMF's owns Drudge Report.

It's good to know that someone in our little world is looking out for us.... Like Montell or Geraldo Rivera...Protecting us from crooked public servants, hiding in Florida, posing as mild mannered mustang enthusiasts! /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

Like the stock market, what scandal will we hear next? Is nothing sacred? You have to wonder.....

Is "Roadracer" really sending out Chevy X-pipes?

Was Corn Feed II the brewing of some anti-gubbmint plot?

Camachinist and Speegle dispensing intentionally incorrect (or misleading) advice?

R5I truly a cover for Bob, a covert KGB operative posing as All-American Midwesterner?

Laurie, the Siren of the Southwest - promoting installing Wankel rotary engines in vintage Fords?

Forsooth......

Gives me the chills....Where's Austin Powers when you need 'im ? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif Dickson
 
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