Sorry for the newbie question, but I gotta get an answer on this. I gather from the context that swmbo means something along the lines of "the poor long-suffering woman who puts up with my sorry hydrocarbon-addicted butt", but what does it stand for? If it is something truely offensively sexist, I certainly don't want to use it around mine, lest she permanently emboss the Silverstone trademark somewhere on my melon. So how 'bout someone helping a new guy out???