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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
> If you live in Pennsylvania ......
> 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
> the highway.
> 2. "Vacation" means going to Hershey Park for the weekend.
> 3. You measure distance in hours.
> 4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
> 5. You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
> 6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
> 7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a
> raging blizzard, without flinching.
> 8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
> 9. You install security lights on your house and garage and then leave
> both unlocked.
> 10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat,fish, and berries.
> 11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife
> knows how to use them.
> 12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Sheetz
> mini-mart at any given time.
> 13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
> 14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
> snow.
> 15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
> 16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
> road construction.
> 17. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item, even when
> you're in a rush, because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
> 18. You actually understand these jokes and send them on to your friends
> in PA too.
> 19. You can actually eat cold pizza (even for breakfast) and know others
> who do the same.
> 20. You not only have heard of Birch Beer, but you know that it comes in
> several colors: Red, Blue, White, Brown, Gold (Go Big Ben's!)
> 21. At least 5 people on your block have electric candles" in all or
> most of their windows all yearlong.
> 22. You know what a "State Store" is, and your out of state friends find
> it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart.
> 23. You know several places to purchase or that serve Scrapple, Summer
> Sausage (Lebanon Bologna), and Hot Bacon Dressing.
> 24. Top 3 Pennsylvania "Sports": Bowling, darts and pool
> 25. You can't go to a Pennsylvania Wedding without hearing the "Chicken
> Dance" and at least 5 other Polkas.
> +


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Rich, you're too far NW of Philly!/forums/images/icons/smile.gif I wish those things were true in KOP, especially the traffic jam/forums/images/icons/frown.gif. Try gettin' thru that area now, I can't imagine what it's going to be like around XMAS/forums/images/icons/mad.gif

Still......It does apply/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Hope all is well with the fastback. I'm just gettin' some practice in with the MIG...not very good though.


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Your neighbor smoke meat in the back yard.

You have hay growing in your yard

You know what a sand mound is *LOL*

Your well is 625' deep....ouch!

You been to Claveracks BBQ.

We have 22 acres in Nicholson twshp.

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Discussion Starter · #5 ·
Yeah Gregg, went to Philly a couple of times this summer 422 to the "SureKill" It's a mess around KOP.
Fastback is ok had to order the RF frame rail portion (under the Battery) too far gone to rebuild without. But, I'm still looking to paint this winter!
MIG practice practice practice! Oh, and get a good 4" grinder too /forums/images/icons/smile.gif.

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Wow I thiught it all was a New England thing, My kids can't grasp the idea of wearing a coat under your costume for halloween.

I need to take them back and let them know what cold really feels like. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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and your area is exploding with housing developments, yet they refuse to widen the two lane roads....

for that matter, penndot tears up a 7 mile section of road all at once, before thinking of resurfacing an inch of it....grrrrrrrrrrr

Actually...instead of a tractor...should be a horse and carriage holding up traffic.

Don't forget that you can't buy liquor and beer in the same store...State store is for have to go to a licensed beer distributor to buy stupid is that?

You drive 90 MPH with front drum brakes on the 'Sure Kill' expressway.

Just a few more.


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I'm just finishing up my Rolling Rock here... mmm, PA hehehe I checked to see if anyone mentioned it... not so far... so here's to Rolling Rock!
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