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Subject: RESTROOM WISDOM
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how
are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
North Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,
Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North
Carolina.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff,
Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be
illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't
die.
---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
It makes them soggy and hard to light.
---The Janitor
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in
your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
"If you take your eyes off your goals, all you see is
obstacles."
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how
are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
North Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,
Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North
Carolina.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff,
Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be
illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't
die.
---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
It makes them soggy and hard to light.
---The Janitor
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in
your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
"If you take your eyes off your goals, all you see is
obstacles."