[midpack]

Subject: RESTROOM WISDOM

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how
are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
North Carolina

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,
Montana

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills, CA

Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North
Carolina.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff,
Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be
illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't
die.
---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
It makes them soggy and hard to light.
---The Janitor

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in
your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY



"If you take your eyes off your goals, all you see is
obstacles."

 

[Huskinhano]

A six pack. *G*

 

[mufftang66]

i'm sorry to report that the last line no longer exists...

"What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in
your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY "


I live just south of Lexington and while i had been there many times, Lynaghs bar and tavern closed up 2 weeks ago. it's such a sad thing, my friends and i tried a last minute drinking binge trying to funnel enough money (and beer) to keep the doors open, but alas it was not to be. that was indeed written on the wall, but i didnt write it! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif